Kids really do say the funniest things! Well, add Paleo to that and a little bit of crunchy and you got your self a hilarious mess!
- Stealing my Kombucha!
Here are a few things I have heard (and innocent bystanders) my kids say that make me literally LOL:
1. “Can I have my seaweed chips, MOM?”
2. “Mom, can you stop hogging all the KUMbucha and share?”
3. “Can I have some olives?”
4. “Mom, can you give me some coconut water?”
5. “My brother was born in a bathtub.”
6. “Can you wear me this time and not Frankie? I’m tired.”
7. “We drink milk from the hairy coconut.”
8. “My mom puts vinegar in my hair.”
9. “Why do we come to McDonalds to just play and not eat?”
10. “Mom, this milk is GROSS.”
“Oh honey, that is baby milk.” (pumped breastmilk)
11. “Mommy, I didn’t have my honey today yet.”
12. “Stop putting garlic in my ears”
13. “Stop putting onions beside my bed.”
14. “Can I have my vitamin d drops?”
15. “Can we have brussel sprouts tonight?”
16. “Why is he eating French fries and I have fruit?”
17. “Mom, there’s a diaper in the toilet. I need to go potty. Can you wash this diaper?”
18. “There’s a dryer ball in my pile of clothes.”
19. “There’s a soap nut in my pile of clothes.”
20. “Mom, can I have some more bacon?”
21. “Can I have some more bone broth?”
22. “Can I have some more almond butter on my spoon?”
23. “Why are you putting coconut oil in your hair?”
24. Why are you putting coconut oil on my toothbrush?”
25. “Why are you putting coconut oil on my butt?”
26. “Why are you putting coconut oil in my smoothie?”
27. “Daddy got poop in his eye when he was using the diaper sprayer!”
28. “Papa gave me lots of candy today. Am I in trouble?”
29. “Can I hold those chicken feet before you throw them in the soup?”
30. “Why do people call me weird?”
What do your Paleo kids say that you find funny?