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Chocolate Bacon Smoothie


Oh YES I DID!!! I had an epiphany today. I was drinking a smoothie and eating a few pieces of bacon, and I was like, “WOAH,”…I need to put this sh*t together.” I don’t usually swear, but this is the first thing that came to my mind.

So, here is what I came up with. Don’t knock it till you try it. I thought chocolate-covered-bacon pieces was nasty until I tried it, and now I’m a believer. That salty, savori-ness mixed with that sweet, chocolate….mmmmmmmmmmm!

If you still are repulsed by the though, make it for your man for Valentine’s Day and steal a sip! 🙂



1 cup of coconut milk

1TB of cocoa powder

1TB of honey or maple syrup

1 banana

4 strips of cooked regular bacon (or 2 strips of thick bacon)

6-9 ice cubes


It’s so difficult. Throw everything in a blender and blend till smooth! Eat with bacon on the side!

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7 Responses to Chocolate Bacon Smoothie

  1. Maria June 4, 2013 at 9:24 pm #

    I love bacon and chocolate! I always have coconut milk on hand since I can’t tolerate dairy, gonna try this out soon 😀 Thanks for the recipe!

  2. Becky July 16, 2013 at 2:16 am #

    I’ve tried this with peanut butter and it’s amazing!

  3. kathryn September 19, 2013 at 8:22 pm #

    so do you actually blend the bacon into the smoothie or just eat it on the side?

  4. Christy September 20, 2013 at 1:43 am #

    The kids and I made this for after school snack today. My 6yo declared it a winner, and I have to agree. Yum!

  5. lorrinda February 23, 2015 at 12:19 pm #

    Sounds amazing! Girl I thought you were gonna blend that bacon and I was gonna scream. lol

  6. Paleo Moxie July 11, 2015 at 6:33 am #

    Very good! Could’ve used a little more flavor but I thought it was great and I had a ton of energy all day.

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